United States Of Anxiety Tee

Ever feel like you’re just one group text away from a full-on existential crisis? 🙋‍♀️ Same. If your sense of humor is a coping mechanism and you’d rather laugh than cry about the news (again), this shirt totally gets you.

Introducing the United States Of Anxiety Tee—your new favorite funny shirt for women with opinions, and the confidence to back them up. Slip it on and instantly feel validated, understood, and a little bit untouchable. Instead of biting your tongue, let your tee deliver the perfect punchline. Comfort, style, and much-needed levity—right where you need it.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Wear it for the school drop-off, quick coffee runs, or those days when the group chat just won’t quit. This funny shirt is perfect for girls’ night, last-minute errands, or as a clever gift for your best friend who always says what you’re thinking. It’s the go-to tee for anyone who copes with sarcasm and a splash of style.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!