Better not spill cream cheese on these cream trees. Introducing the Pine Tree Playboy Holiday Blazer, the first ugly Christmas sweater suit that screams "I'm made of money but I'm modest with my spending". We're not saying you'll sell platinum records, we're saying that if Wu-Tang Clan made a Christmas album, the Creamy Trees would be on the cover because cash rules everything around them and creamy trees rule everything around Christmas.
