Santa wasn't always old, grey and overweight. Oh no. Santa's bod used to bring all the girls to the yard. He was young, hot and fertile. He rode a Harley and only wore red leather. Women would swoon, men would watch with envy, drinks would always be on the house. He truly is the man, the myth, and the legend. You know him now as Old St. Nick, but back then, the ladies liked to call him Daddy Claus. Get this red ugly Christmas sweater in memory of the hero of the holiday season.
