Anyone in the green Xmas camouflage flight suit knows Christmas cheer is for nerds. Real holiday cheer comes from too much ethanol and your auntie giving you socks as a present. That's not sarcasm either, as a clothing company we appreciate a good pair of socks. The point is that enjoying the holidays isn't as easy as it looks in the movies. So unless you have a million aunts poorly wrapping a million pairs of socks for you, you gotta take control of your holiday destiny... You gotta dress like a Christmas tree.
