The Bad Santas | Red Suit Pants

Aw hell...it’s that time of year again, isn’t it? We'll go ahead and wish the Sinful Santas an early Merry Mother Lovin' Christmas. The Sinful Santa red Christmas suit does not give a peppermint patty unless there are strong drinks, money to be stolen, and love making to be had. It’s been to prison once, married twice, and has an affinity to use expletives like "nog hole" in front of children.

Simply put, just by donning this Santa dress suit increases the chances of someone saying “ride my sleigh, Santa” increases exponentially and your liver will function like that of an 80-year old with cirrhosis.