Retired Emo Kid Tee

Ever catch yourself blasting My Chemical Romance in the minivan while the kids roll their eyes in the backseat? If the only thing more faded than your favorite jeans is your teenage angst, girl—this tee was made for your soul. Finally, a shirt that understands your love for eyeliner (and comfort).

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Ready to make ‘retired emo kid’ your favorite personality trait? The Retired Emo Kid Tee is here for your grown-up rebellion. Slip it on for that “still got it” vibe—without squeezing into your old skinny jeans. The real win? This funny shirt makes you look cool and feel comfy, bringing just the right amount of nostalgia (and sass) to your daily rotation.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you, a latte, and your Retired Emo Kid Tee, ready to tackle errands, Zoom meetings, or spontaneous road trips with your playlist turned all the way up. It’s the perfect gift for your bestie who still knows all the lyrics—or just a little treat for yourself because, let’s be real, you totally earned it.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!