Pretending To Be Polite Tee

Ever find yourself flashing a forced smile and thinking, “If only they knew what I’m really thinking”? Ugh, yes! We’ve all spent a little too much energy pretending to be polite. Why not let your clothes do the honest talking for you?

Meet your new favorite funny shirt: the Pretending To Be Polite Tee. This isn’t just another basic top—it’s your quick pass to side-eye sass, instant mood boosts, and a soft, lived-in feel that rivals your oldest, most-loved shirts. Whether you’re low-key at pickup or tactfully avoiding a neighbor chat, enjoy the effortless confidence boost of letting your tee drop the hint (so your face doesn’t have to).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton — Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies — Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA — Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass — Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL — Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture yourself in this tee: making the crew laugh at happy hour, surviving that never-ending Zoom call, or as the low-key hero of your next girls’ trip. It’s also the perfect gift for your sister who always has the sharpest comebacks or that mom friend who claims she’s keeping it together (we all know the truth). No matter where, this funny shirt keeps your sarcasm stylish and effortless.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!