Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly Tee

Ever have one of those days when you just want to slap a “warning label” on your chest? Yeah, us too. Whether it’s the PTA group chat, the family dinner, or just another Monday, sometimes you want your t-shirt to do the heavy lifting—and maybe deliver just the right zing before your first cup of coffee kicks in.

Introducing the Please Take A Number I'll Piss You Off Shortly Tee: the funny shirt that does the talking for you, with maximum sass and zero effort. Pull it on and feel instantly empowered to take on awkward small talk, annoying coworkers, or judgmental neighbors—while staying soft, comfy, and totally yourself.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture yourself breezing through errands, out to happy hour, or just lounging at home—delivering a subtle warning with a wink and a grin. This is the perfect tee for those can’t-even mornings, girls’ nights full of laughter, or as a hilarious gift for the friend who claims she’s “sweet but spicy.” Basically, when you want your outfit to match your mood, this one’s got your back.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!