Please Go Away Tee

Ever wish you could send a message without actually, you know, having to talk? Girl, same. If you’re fluent in eye rolls and consider “small talk” a personal hobby to avoid, this tee gets you. Because let’s be honest—sometimes the most polite thing you can do is wear your sarcasm on your sleeve (literally).

Meet the Please Go Away Tee: the funny shirt that says what you’re thinking, even when your coffee hasn’t kicked in. This is your everyday armor for dodging chit-chat, conquering errands, and letting the world know you’re not here for unsolicited advice. Super soft, ultra-flattering, and made for anyone who likes their humor a little dry—and their wardrobe a lot more fun.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Whether you’re giving major introvert energy at brunch, surviving the carpool lane, or low-key letting your coworkers know you need space on Zoom, the Please Go Away Tee fits every mood. It’s also the perfect just-because gift for your bestie who says what everyone’s thinking—or your sister who’s mastered the art of the side-eye. Add a cardigan for errands, or pair it with leggings for your next chill night in.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!