Please Don't Ask What I'm Doing This Weekend Tee

Ever wish your shirt could handle all the awkward questions for you? Same. If you’d rather give ‘resting brunch face’ than explain your plans for the weekend (again), this tee totally gets it. Because nothing shuts down nosy coworkers or chatty neighbors quite like sarcasm in bold, comfy print.

Meet your new all-time favorite: the Please Don't Ask What I'm Doing This Weekend Tee. This funny shirt is your ticket to effortless laughs and major main-character energy—no eye-rolling required. Slide it on and instantly feel the power of politely declining plans, without ever saying a word. Every time you wear it, you’ll own your vibe, own the room, and stay comfy doing it.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: you’re heading to the grocery store, rocking school drop-off, or jumping onto a wine-and-whine girls’ Zoom call, and everyone knows you’re off-limits this weekend. It’s perfect for gifting to your sister who swears she’s “the nice one,” for spontaneous Target runs, or for anyone who likes their humor with a side of comfort. Whether for you or a sarcasm-savvy friend, this tee brings the laughs and lets you stay effortlessly chill.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!