I'm Not Going I'm Booked Tee

Ever find yourself dodging group chats and brunch invites like it’s your side hustle? 🙋‍♀️ If your idea of a packed calendar is lining up your next book (or nap), this tee totally gets you. Because let’s face it: “I’m Not Going, I’m Booked” is basically your official out-of-office reply for life.

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Meet your new favorite funny shirt for women—designed for anyone who’d rather lose themselves in a plot twist than in another RSVP thread. Slip into this tee, and you’ll instantly feel a rush of relief (hello, freedom!) without sacrificing style or comfort. Sometimes saying “no thanks” is the best kind of self-care, and now you can do it with a dash of sass and zero extra effort.

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FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

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Picture this: You, cozy at home, rocking this tee during a Netflix marathon, book club, or while artfully avoiding your phone. It’s the perfect pick for introvert pride, surprise Zoom calls, or as a gift for that friend who always finds a way to duck out early. Seriously—this funny shirt is all about celebrating your “me time” in hilarious, effortless style.

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Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

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Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!