I'm Not A Hot Mess Tee

Ever put on a shirt and instantly feel like you’re in on the world’s best inside joke? 🙋‍♀️ Girl, we see you. Whether your “hot mess” moment is forgetting your coffee on the roof of your car or showing up to brunch in yesterday’s eyeliner, this tee is your new partner-in-crime. Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Let’s be real: you don’t actually have to explain yourself, but the I’m Not A Hot Mess Tee will make sure you look like you’ve got it all together—even when you so, so don’t. With this funny shirt for women, you’ll own your vibe and your wit, all while feeling ridiculously comfortable. Warning: it might just become your go-to confidence booster.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: You, rocking this tee at girls’ night, killing it on wine-and-whine Zooms, or sending a not-so-subtle message while shopping the clearance aisle. It’s the perfect gift for the sister who “totally has it together” or for yourself, because honestly, who doesn’t need a funny shirt that gets them? From weekend errands to couch marathons, this tee matches your energy all day, every day.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!