I'm Not a Control Freak Tee

Ever catch yourself silently thinking, “If only everyone would just do it my way…”? Ugh, yes! You’ve got a to-do list longer than your patience and no time for nonsense—and honestly, you wouldn’t have it any other way. Why hide your superpower when your tee can announce it for you?

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Meet your new wardrobe essential: the I’m Not a Control Freak Tee. It’s not just a funny shirt—it’s your subtle (okay, not-so-subtle) wink at the world, letting everyone know you run a tight ship, even if you’re only managing brunch plans. Super soft and made for comfort queens, this tee delivers major personality with zero effort, boosting your mood each time you pull it on.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine throwing this tee on for coffee runs, marathon organizing sessions, or just for those days when “delegate” is a dirty word. It’s also the go-to gift for your fellow bossy bestie, that precision-loving sister, or anyone who appreciates a good dose of playful honesty. Girls’ night, Zoom calls, errand days—this tee shows up with the same energy you do: fun, sharp, and a little bit fearless.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!