I'm Just A Little Ray Of Pitch Black Tee

Ever walk into a room and immediately think, “Yeah, today’s not the day for sunshine and rainbows”? Same, girl. If your go-to mood is a little less “morning person” and a lot more “hold my coffee,” this tee gets you on a spiritual level.

Introducing the “I’m Just A Little Ray Of Pitch Black” Tee—the funny shirt that lets everyone know your optimism comes with a wink (and maybe a side-eye). Slip it on and embrace that dry, sassy side we all secretly adore. Because real confidence shines brightest when it’s dipped in a little sarcasm—and in this tee, you’ll be the comfiest, wittiest woman in the room.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture kicking back at happy hour, conquering weekend errands, or rallying at your next girls’ night—you’ll want this funny shirt close. Whether you’re gifting your bestie with a matching sense of dark humor or just tired of hiding your true shade under basic tees, this one brings the laughs (and the comfort) every time you wear it.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!