I'll Stop Wearing Black When They Make A Darker Color Tee

Ugh, let’s be real—finding the perfect tee that matches your mood (and your deep love for dramatic shades) shouldn’t be this hard. If you’ve ever stood in your closet thinking, “Can black get any better?”—girl, this one’s calling your name!

Introducing the “I’ll Stop Wearing Black When They Make A Darker Color” tee: your license to roll your eyes in style. More than just a funny shirt, it’s pure empowerment in cotton form—providing an instant pick-me-up that lets the world know you’re not here for fashion mediocrity. Slip it on and feel that cool, confident energy kick in.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Seriously soft, so you never have to suffer through a scratchy tee day again

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Confidence-boosting cut that looks good before, during, and after tacos

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Homegrown quality, handled by a local team who just “gets it”

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Toss it in, sass intact—no special care needed

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Stylish comfort, no matter your shape or size

Picture it: you, breezing through the school pick-up line, side-eyeing PTA emails, or catching up with your besties at happy hour. This funny shirt fits every mood—perfect for gifting the friend who flat-out refuses to wear pastels, or for treating yourself because “classic black” just isn’t dark enough for your vibe.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab your new favorite tee now and let everyone know you’re only interested in darker and bolder things—starting with your wardrobe!