If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring The Tequila Tee

Ever wish you could put people in their place without actually saying a word? Same. Let’s face it: sometimes the only thing saltier than that group text is your mood before coffee. Why not wear your sarcasm on your sleeve (literally) and save yourself the trouble?

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Introducing the If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring The Tequila Tee—a funny shirt made for women who know that life’s too short to deal with bad vibes (unless tequila is involved). Throw it on and get that instantly cheeky, confident feeling—like you’re in on a joke everyone else has missed. You’ll love how effortlessly cool and comfortable this tee feels—subtle sass up front, ultimate comfort all day.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: slipping into your new go-to tee, sipping margaritas with your friends, or running late to brunch without breaking a sweat. The If You're Gonna Be Salty Bring The Tequila Tee brings the laughs, whether you’re surviving a Monday, heading to happy hour, or gifting your sister who keeps “accidentally” finishing your snacks. From girls’ night in to weekend errands, this shirt is made to match your mood—and your messiest bun.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!