If You Listen Closely You Can Hear Me Not Caring Tee

Ever wish you could set your auto-reply to “meh” for real life? 🙃 If you’ve ever stared blankly at group chats, grocery aisles, or that one neighbor who always wants to “chat,” this tee totally gets your vibe. It’s not you—it’s everyone else.

Meet the “If You Listen Closely You Can Hear Me Not Caring Tee”—the funny shirt for women who don’t have time for nonsense. Slip this on and instantly feel that sweet, IDGAF confidence. It’s not just another t-shirt; it’s an emotional support system for your sanity. Trust us, nothing feels better than leaving your care at home (and looking fabulous doing it).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine slipping this on for girls’ night when you need your sarcasm game strong, or tossing it over leggings for that dreaded Target run. It’s perfect for last-minute brunches, awkward family dinners, or hitting up Zoom calls that could definitely be emails. Gift it to your bestie, your work wife, or keep it all to yourself (it’s called self-care).

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!