If You Are Shocked By What I Said Tee

If your face says what you’re thinking before you do—and your mouth doesn’t have a filter—girl, same. Why pretend you’re shocked when this tee can say it all? Ugh, yes! Finally, a funny shirt that understands your vibe (and saves you from your next awkward silence).

Meet the “If You Are Shocked By What I Said” Tee: the sarcasm-soaked answer to bland basics. Slip it on for instant confidence, knowing this funny shirt will broadcast what’s on your mind—no explanation necessary. Feel empowered, comfy, and downright hilarious, whether you’re fielding family group texts or dodging Karen at the grocery store.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: Girls’ night in, a wine glass in hand, and you in this statement tee, sparking laughs before you’ve even said a word. It’s perfect for the school drop-off, Zoom meetings, or gifting your boldest friend (or sister who secretly wishes she was this daring). Pair it with jeans or leggings for a look that feels easy but never boring.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!