I'd Rather Be Full Of Wine Tee

Ever have one of those days when your to-do list is longer than your grocery receipt—and honestly, you’d rather just unwind with a glass (or two) of sauv blanc? Girl, we get it. Finally, there’s a shirt that speaks your mood fluently—while your hands are busy juggling everything else.

Tired of wearing boring tees? This one speaks fluent sarcasm (so you don’t have to).

Meet your new mood-lifter: the "I'd Rather Be Full Of Wine" Tee. This funny shirt for women isn’t just about the laughs (though you’ll definitely get plenty); it’s about declaring your love for life’s finer sips—no words necessary. Effortlessly comfy, cheeky, and sure to boost your spirits, it celebrates your love of wine and lets you serve your sass on tap.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: you, this tee, and your favorite glass of wine (bonus points for a girls’ night in or a weekend picnic). It hugs you just right on coffee runs, pairs perfectly with pajama pants for Zoom calls, and makes a fabulous gift for your go-to wine partner-in-crime. Wherever the day takes you, this shirt promises to keep pace with your sense of humor—and your taste for adventure.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!