I Used To Be Cool Now I'm Just My Dogs Snack Dealer Tee

Ever look back at old photos and think, “Wow, I used to be downright cool”? Then your dog gives you that “feed me” look and suddenly, you’re not just cool—you’re their favorite snack dealer and proud of it. If your days are packed with errands, pet antics, and caffeine, this tee is basically your spirit animal.

Introducing your new go-to funny shirt: the “I Used To Be Cool Now I’m Just My Dogs Snack Dealer Tee.” It’s more than just fabric; it’s a vibe. Toss it on and instantly feel seen, understood, and totally validated—because, honestly, owning your new title is as freeing as skipping the small talk and heading straight for the treat jar.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after those midday tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: You, rocking this funny shirt on a Saturday dog walk, at girls’ night, enduring soccer practice, or Zoom-calling your bestie to joke about the glamorous life of snack dispensing. It’s the perfect gift for your sister who’s accepted her fate as the family’s resident dog mom—or for anyone who believes that a little laughter (and a lot of treats) goes a long way.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!