I Stay Hydrated By Adding Ice to My Coffee Tee

Every iced coffee lover knows the struggle: It’s 6 am, the world expects “hydrated and alert,” but all you really want is extra ice in your cup and zero judgment in your day. If your love language is sarcasm—or cold brew—this tee gets you.

Meet your new personality piece: the I Stay Hydrated By Adding Ice to My Coffee Tee. This funny shirt isn’t just a mood—it’s a lifestyle statement for women who understand the power of caffeine and a quick, clever comeback. Comfort meets attitude, so you can tackle your day feeling confident, caffeinated, and just the right amount of cheeky.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture this: Rolling through the coffee shop, owning the school drop-off, or answering a surprise Zoom call—this tee has your back (and your vibe). It’s the perfect pick for casual Fridays, gifting your coffee-obsessed bestie, or adding some wit to your weekend wardrobe. Anytime you want to bring your funny shirt game front and center, reach for this must-have.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!