I Just Want To Pet Dogs Drink Coffee & Bake Things Tee

Ever daydream about escaping boring meetings just to hug a dog, coffee in hand, with fresh brownies in the oven? Same, girl, same. Why pretend you’ve got it all together when your heart belongs to fur babies and caffeine anyway? Give the world a gentle reminder of what really matters—without even saying a word.

Introducing the I Just Want To Pet Dogs Drink Coffee & Bake Things Tee: a funny shirt for women who refuse to settle for basic or silent about life’s greatest joys. Slip it on, and you instantly get that "yup, I’m living my best life" boost—instantly soft, more flattering than your average tee, and just sassy enough to make your personality pop. Take on the day with comfort and confidence (and maybe snag a donut while you’re at it).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Imagine this: Weekend brunches, lazy Saturdays with your pup, or rolling up to a coffee date looking cute and unapologetic about your main priorities. It’s perfect for gifting to your dog-obsessed bestie, celebrating birthdays, or just saying: “Yep, this is my vibe.” Every day deserves extra smiles—this tee delivers them.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!