I Don't Want To Be Thinner Tee

Ever had one of those days where the only thing “thin” about you is your patience? 🙋‍♀️ We feel you. If you’re done with diet talk and ready to flaunt your fabulous self, the “I Don't Want To Be Thinner” Tee brings the attitude—so you don’t have to lecture anyone at brunch.

Wave goodbye to those plain old basics and slip into this funny shirt for women, designed to celebrate your body (and your sass). Life’s too short for boring tees or boring attitudes. This top isn’t just soft and flattering—it’s a mood, a message, and a hug for your confidence. Throw it on and instantly vibe “I’m good as I am”—no explanations required.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture yourself pairing this tee with your go-to jeans for a trip to the grocery store, layering it under a cardigan for school runs, or wearing it solo during wine-and-whine Zoom nights. It’s the perfect funny shirt for treating yourself—or for gifting your bestie who’s proud of her curves (and her comebacks). Ideal for birthdays, holidays, or just because you need to remind the world that you’re already enough.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!