Half Ass Tee

Ever find yourself rolling your eyes at another ordinary Monday? We feel you. Why settle for “meh” when you could wear your mood loud and proud? Say goodbye to blending in—this tee is all about low-maintenance effort with maximum sass. Real talk: some days are half effort, all attitude. 😏

Overwhelmed by choices in your closet that just feel... blah? The Half Ass Tee is the funny shirt that lets you show up authentically—and unapologetically! Instant mood boost, no extra energy needed. Slipping into this tee is a little daily rebellion and a hug for your sense of humor. Effortless style that speaks volumes, so you don’t have to.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture it: running late but still looking slyly put-together at the grocery store, out-sassing your group chat on girls’ night, or scoring “best gift” status for your big sister (the one who says she doesn’t need anything). Whether you’re matching your tee to your mood, or making a quick Target run feel like a parade, this shirt delivers laughs in style.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!