Eat Glitter For Breakfast And Shine All Day Tee

Ever roll your eyes while you’re pouring cereal for breakfast and think—“If only sparkles were on the menu”? We get it. Life is too short for plain tees and plain mornings. This shirt is for gals who love a little mischief before coffee and know that shine starts on the inside (with a sprinkle of sarcasm outside).

Meet your new favorite funny shirt: the Eat Glitter For Breakfast And Shine All Day Tee. This isn’t just a clever saying—it’s a mood lifter, a confidence booster, and an invitation to embrace your sparkle. Designed for women who lead with wit and walk with style, it’s got that just-right fit and enough character to jumpstart even a Monday.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one
💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team
🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe
📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Picture yourself in this tee, trading “morning person” for “sparkle starter.” Perfect for girls’ nights, wine-and-whine Zoom calls, coffee runs, or surprising your sister who literally radiates main character energy. Makes a thoughtful (and hilarious) gift for anyone who needs a boost—or a gentle reminder to shine, no matter what’s for breakfast.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!