Don't Tell Me To Calm Down Tee

Ever been told to “just calm down”—as if that has EVER worked? 🙄 If your mood swings run on espresso and side-eye, this tee gets you. Relatable, right? Because we both know, sometimes your patience has left the chat.

Meet the Don't Tell Me To Calm Down Tee: your new funny shirt that’s not just a vibe—it’s a whole personality. Slip this on and instantly feel the confidence boost of wearing your unfiltered mood out loud. It’s more than just a shirt; it’s that unapologetic feeling of claiming your space (while looking amazing, obviously).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

Just imagine: Saturday morning Target runs, spontaneous girls’ nights, or cozying up for a “wine-and-whine” Zoom with your besties. Gift it to the spicy sister in your life, or wear it yourself when the world seriously cannot handle your energy. Wherever, whenever—you’ll have strangers smirking and friends asking, “Okay but, where did you get that tee?”

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!