Don't Go Bacon My Heart Tee

Ever roll your eyes so hard at morning meetings they practically stick? Or reach for your “emotional support bacon” before facing another family group chat? Ugh, yes! Darling, you need a funny shirt that gets you—and isn’t afraid to wear its pun on its sleeve.

Let your mood—and your breakfast humor—shine with our Don’t Go Bacon My Heart Tee. More than just a cute top, this is for women armed with wit and a need for comfort. Unapologetically playful, irresistibly soft, and perfect for spreading grins wherever you wander, this funny shirt lets you show your personality—without saying a single word.

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, feels like your favorite tee from the very first wear

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Designed to hug (not squeeze) in all the right places—even after brunch

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Crafted with care by our own homegrown team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Toss it in the wash and keep that attitude looking fresh

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Because every woman deserves comfy, cute, and confident style

Picture it: You, sidestepping awkward run-ins at the grocery store. Girls’ night, armed with snacks and snark, your tee earning knowing giggles. Or maybe you’re gifting your pun-loving sister a surprise as cheeky as she is. From Zoom meetings to morning errands, this funny shirt does the heavy lifting—so you don’t have to.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!