Don't Be Salty Tee

Remember when you could just roll your eyes, but now you need a subtler way to say, “please, not today”? Same. Meet the tee that lets you serve side-eye without saying a word—and without sacrificing your comfort or style. Because who has time for drama when you’re conquering carpool and emails before noon?

This is the funny shirt you’ll want to wear on repeat—soft, sassy, and so relatable it practically speaks emoji. The Don’t Be Salty Tee is not just a tee; it’s an attitude. Slip it on and enjoy that quiet confidence that comes with knowing your shirt’s got your back (and your jokes).

FEATURES & BENEFITS

👕 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft, breathable, and feels like your favorite tee from day one

💃 Flattering Fit for Real Bodies – Not boxy, not tight—just right (even after tacos)

🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Proudly made by our team

🧺 Machine-Washable Sass – Because laundry day shouldn’t ruin your vibe

📏 Available in Sizes S–3XL – Every body deserves to feel comfy and cute

See yourself rocking the Don’t Be Salty Tee to brunch, that low-key Friday night, or while binge-watching your favorite shows. It’s perfect for those days when you want to keep things chill, but your outfit says “unbothered queen.” Makes an epic gift for your bestie with the best clapbacks or that one sister who’s always keeping it real.

Loved by thousands of women who believe funny is flattering.

Ready to let your tee do the talking? Add this funny favorite to your cart now—because you deserve a shirt that’s as sharp and chic as you are!